Top Ten Things I Hate About Public Office Restrooms

1. Pubes on the toiletseat (seriously?)
2. An unflushed toilet (takes so much effort!)
3. A fine spray of urine on the toiletseat (gross!)
4. Women breast-pumping (TMI!)
5. Other people choosing the stall right beside you even though every other stall is available (personal space, much?)
6. Toothpaste smell (inappropriate!)
7. Other people talking to you while you are doing your business (privacy please!)
8. Toiletpaper all over the floor (raised in a barn?)
9. No soap (sanitize!)
10. Other people

I have none of these problems at home, and I share my bathroom with a man.