More Crap That's Rotting My Brain

You know my social life is dim when all I have to blog about is reality TV shows on VH1. In fact, it is so dim, that the majority of conversation when I am out being social with real, live human beings is about reality TV shows on VH1. This happened to me both Friday night and Sunday afternoon.

Sigh. If only a deep knowledge of VH1 cast members and their love triangles could earn me 7-figures.

And while I am at it, I'll dig myself in a little deeper. I actually teared up last night when Real picked Cornfed in the finale of Real Chance of Love. I chanted the phrase, "Oh! He looks so much better!" ad nauseum during the makeover of Hobie Buchanan on Confessions of a Teen Idol. I almost peed my pants at the trailer for I Love Money 2.

The problem isn't that I don’t enjoy quality television, the problem is that CinS doesn't enjoy the same quality television as me. We have very few shows that we watch together (thank the Lord for the return of LOST!), and so, like most of America, we find ourselves watching the lowest common denominator. Also, like most of America, we spend most of our together time in front of the TV. We don’t have pets or children. Please don’t judge.

And there you have it. Two, almost-consecutive posts about VH1. Damn you Chris Abrego and your mad genius! You have won!