And so I am inspired to do some product placement of my own. Ahem....
I am obsessed and in love with Teavana teas. They are million-dollar loose teas that are sold at the King of Prussia mall (and probably hundreds of other locations, but KofP is my mecca). They have a gagillion teas, and lucky for me, most are of the decaffeinated variety.
Did you know white tea can help reduce signs of aging? A cup of Lavender Dreams is like drinking a steamy cup of George Michael's Diamond Crea

Did you know we drank roobios tea in Africa and now enjoy it flavored with real dried blueberries every night? Did you know that my entire pantry now smells like a giant blueberry? Did you know that this is actually quite off-putting?
Did you know that green tea isn't as good for you as you think it is? Did you know not everything from Asia is healthy? Especially not the hundreds of elderly Chinese at my neurologist's office on Canal Street.
Did you know that mate tea is better than Red Bull? Did you know you won't crash after drinking a cup, AND you won't have a creepy yellow tongue? Did you know that the two cost the same per ounce? Did you know that a buzz without Red Bull mouth is priceless?
I bet you didn't know any of these things. And now you do. That's the beauty of product placement. An unintentional education.
1 comment:
hey lady - thanks for the shout out! just doing my best to ensure future generations of consumerism. :)
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